He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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