I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
