im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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