i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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