the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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