Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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