Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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