Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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