i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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The Olympian is in my bed
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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