I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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