Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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