My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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