It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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