he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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