Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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