Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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