Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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