i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He called his prostate his "boner button".
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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