belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wanna go halves on a baby?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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