You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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