lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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