Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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