She's JV to your varsity
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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