Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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