After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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