She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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