She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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