It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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