if you like me you must not know who I am
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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