We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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