Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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