Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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