mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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