Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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