I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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