try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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