I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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