so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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