in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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