Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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