i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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