well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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