So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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