You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize