It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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