Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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