'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
so much tequila, so little girl.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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