Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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