Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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