hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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