your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just wanna be euthanized
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book