so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.