There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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