Don't make out with my wife yet
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
