And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You ate ashes out of my bong
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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